Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Cats In The Kettle Lyrics"
DId you ever think when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my
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Everything I try to give you Everything I try to do There's no pleasing you You want the stars in the morning
forkEverything I try to give you Everything I try to do There's no pleasing you You want the stars in the morning
He's purrin' here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Oxymoron Lyrics
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Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.
I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I h
Someone Keeps Calling My Name Lyrics
My name is Jenny and I am four fingers old Mostly I just try to do the things that I am told But when they say that I'm to
eard it mew boyMy name is Jenny and I am four fingers old Mostly I just try to do the things that I am told But when they say that I'm to
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork